i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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