Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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