Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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