People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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