jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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