How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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