she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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