you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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