How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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