Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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