I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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