I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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