are you so shy because you have an std?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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