THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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