all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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