They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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