i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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