Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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