I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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