I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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