maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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