i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
