I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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