That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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