Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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