that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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