Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
What a dumb baby whore.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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