your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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