That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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