Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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