This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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