Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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