How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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