im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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