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when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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