I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Small penises have feelings too.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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