I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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