your thong is hanging out like whoa
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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