Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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