is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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