Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just cropdusted the office
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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