that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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