i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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