So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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