just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So many bounce houses so little time
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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