I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
