Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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