Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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