your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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