You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
