Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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