Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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