Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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