Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize