I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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