You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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