I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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