i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Boobs are out for the taking
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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